F*** Me Like the Government Does Sticker

Feeling a little too overregulated, underfunded, and personally attacked by the powers that be? Same. This unapologetically blunt vinyl sticker says what we’re all thinking—because if the government’s going to screw us over, we might as well make it cute.

Perfect for sticking on laptops, cellphones, cars, water bottles, and notebooks!

Size:
Approximately 3 inches in height and 3 inches in width (size will vary slightly).

Material:
Water-resistant glossy vinyl, laminated for extra protection.

Background:
White

Laminate Options:

1. Standard Glossy Laminate

   • UV protected for additional water, scratch, and fade resistance.
   • Ideal for items that will be exposed to direct sunlight or weathering.
     
     

2. Holographic Laminate

   • Water-resistant but not UV protected.
   • Features a holographic effect that gives your sticker a shiny, eye-catching look. Best used in shaded areas or on items not exposed to direct sunlight for extended periods.

Care Instructions:

• Do not submerge in water – hand wash only.
• Stickers are protected by a UV laminate for additional water, scratch, and fade resistance (for glossy laminate).
• Holographic laminate is water-resistant but not UV protected, so it may fade faster with sun exposure.

Outdoor Use:
Stickers may fade faster with full sun exposure (typically within 6 months). Best placed in shaded areas or on items shielded from direct sunlight.

Turnaround Time (TAT):
7-14 business days.

Warning Regarding Powder-Coated Surfaces:
Stickers may not adhere properly to powder-coated surfaces (e.g., water bottles) due to their porous nature. Some coatings contain wax additives that affect adhesion.

Tip:
Test with an extra sticker before applying to a water bottle. I often include extras in orders for this purpose.

Additional Information:
For more details on proper usage and extending sticker life, check the Frequently Asked Questions section.

Colors:
Display settings may cause slight color variations between the product and what appears on your screen.

Copyright Notice:
I do not sell or claim ownership of the characters or graphics. All images belong to their respective copyright and trademark holders.